Dang! This man definitely overreacted!
A man out in Wisconsin lost it when he thought his wife damaged his action figures. He started going berserk with an ax and called 911 on himself. "I though she damaged my action figures, so I picked up an ax.."
Once he picked up the ax, he damaged a TV, TV stand, and a laptop computer, adding up to about $5000 worth of damages. Luckily his wife wasn't hurt, and left before he destroyed the house. He did admit he drank a little too much.
What is your spouses prized position?