Man, this probably was the worst!
A regular customer at a Kansas Home Depot, was using the urinal, when customers heard him say, "Somebody told me theres a bomb in the building, you need to leave the building." When the customer heard the man say this, he asked him to repeat himself, and he did twice. So you can see how this customer thought there was an actual bomb in the Home Depot.
An employee identified the man, as a "regular customer." When police spoke to the man over the phone he said he "had no intention of causing such alarm, and that the comment he said was meant the be funny."
The man said that he had heard other people talking about "you all need to get out of here because i'm fixin to blow it up," which made him and another person laugh because they thought the man "was in a serious need to defecate, and he was attempting to provide a polite warning."
Do you think the man really meant to just take a dump?