Here's how to protect your Penis from Shrinking!

Yes you read that right. Here are some ways to prevent your package from shrinking!

1. Have more sex.
2. Give your bush a trim.
3. Keep cool.
4. Lose weight.
5. Drink more water.
6. Quit smoking
7. Brush your teeth.
8. Moisten up.
9. See your doctor if you notice shrinkage.

This is pretty generic, but if you want the full details, click here via The Sun.