Ok one question, WHY?
A man who was working for an aerospace firm at the Halifax International Airport in Canada, was fired for masturbating in the work bathrooms. A lot of the employees felt 'embarrassment and distress,' after hearing his ummm, I guess performance in the restroom.
The unnamed man was warned for the same behavior two years prior. Clearly he didn't learn his lesson. Have you ever experienced something like this at work.