I thought this was pretty hilarious so I had to share it.
So there is a thread going around on Reddit where bartenders are revealing the stereotypes of people and their drink orders.
Does your drink match you? via Buzzfeed
- Margaritas- "Old ladies that want to party usually start with margaritas."
- Vodka martini- "These are fancy drunks."
- IPA– “IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples."
- Long Island Iced Tea- "Long Island iced teas rarely get tips and are almost always asked to 'make it strong.' It’s nearly an entire cup of liquor. How TF am I supposed to make it stronger?” and "Long island iced tea = let's get f*ed up, fast."
- Chardonnay- "High-maintenance middle-aged divorcée with two kids in private school. Possibly on the prowl for rich single men."
- Tequila Shot- "I don't have work tomorrow."
- Fruity Frozen Drinks- "Fruity or frozen drinks are typically new drinkers."
- Vodka Red Bull- "Usually on some kind of drug. On the bright side they tip well because they're too drunk to care about getting change.”
- Old Fashioned- "Either someone who knows their booze really well, or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated."
- Cosmopolitan- "This person is almost certainly a pain in the a**."
- Jack and Coke– “You’ll be fighting someone in a few hours."
- Pinot Grigio– “Has no personality whatsoever."