In tonight’s episode of Crystal’s Nightcap ya’ll share the worst whooping your parents ever gave you, an update on my girl Wendy Williams how you doing, KFC has something new for us to eat, Cardi B’s getting very emotional over her new Netflix show, and more! You can listen if you scroll all the way to the bottom.
I explain that there were too many good stories that I didn't have enough time to share in the podcast but that I would have then for ya'll here. Read some other crazy ones below!
sativad1va: My dad kicked me and pulled me by my hair because I came home with C and my GPA was knocked down from 3.5 to a 3.17 and I got my ass beat for it kind of still hurts typing this out lmaoo Lost my retainers in 6th grade cost $500 to replace and my dad beat me with a hanger until it broke and only stopped because the hanger broke 😒
A_jeezay: I got caught drinking when I was like 14 and after that I didn’t drink again til I was 21. My mama still scares the shit outta me. 😂My mom choked my ass up against the refrigerator. I will never forget that day lol
Perlaayalaa: My biggest ass whooping was when i was about 14-15. I always talked back to my mom regardless of the situation. One day i mumbled something and being the proud Mexican mom she is she came back asked me what i said i stayed quiet. Again “no te voy a preguntar otra vez” with the plancha cable in her hand. I didnt say anything. I was sitting on the bed she first smacked the shit out of me with pamls and fist than started con la plancha cable and lastly pulled my hair, drop my ass from the bed, continue to whip me with the cable pulled my hair from my room to the kitchen and smacked my head on the fridge. My brother walked in stopped her right when she was about to strike with the plancha cable again. It all feels like it was yesturday. But did i learn??? Nopeeeee! The whoopen continues days later ahahahha
huliaarichelle_: My dad whooped my ass for talking to a little " thug boy " in LA. & as i was getting my whooping my dumb 17 year old mouth kept shouting " but i love him " 🙄 oof
Frisc0l0ve415: Put the keys in the wall charger
yafavblue: One time when I was younger I was messing with my brother and accident hit him in the mouth with a baseball and knocked out 2 teeth. My mom took me into the pantry, turned off the lights so I couldn’t see shit and went to town on my ass with an extension chord she randomly found in there
Teochuy: The biggest ass whopping I got was when I was 10 and I stole my brothers money from his school chocolate fund raiser. My dad found me at 7-11 with a bunch of comics and candy playing video games. My dad snatched my ass up and whooped me with a belt the way out and added some more at home. The worse part is my dad had those Mexican leather belts with his name on it so all the welts left an impression of his name on my ass!
Vickyfranchesca_: My brother stole our family van when he was like 17 to go see his girlfriend (now wife) with no license and after midnight. My mom figured out where he went and waited for him with a belt at the door.... She.Whooped.Dat.Ass
Bianca_rojo: Girl! I was about 12 years old and I was suppose to go home right after my after school program in the TL but I ended up going to my primas house. Back then i didn’t have a cellphone and didn’t think any of it. A couple of hours later my mom finds me after calling the police and basically asking everyone on our block and found where I was. When I opened the door at my primas, she dragged me by my hair and when we got home she whooped me with a chancla, belt, a broom and broke the damn damn stick of the broom. She beat me so hard she even called my grandma to apologize for whooping my ass the way she did. GIRL!!!! She should of apologized to me lmao.
_deeeenc: Brooooo my dad whooped my ass with a freakn computer charger because he thought I skipped school to go to my boyfriends house😫 but I had not skipped I just got out early that day and was by a liquor store near my boyfriends so passed on front of his house, and my dad rolled by thinking I had just walked the dudes house😂 it was so bad
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